Frequently Asked Questions

What are your contact details?

WhatsApp:     00447922621617

UK mobile:      00447922621617

IRL mobile:     00353871874099

Skype: kristie.mendes1000000

Where are your tour dates displayed?

You can find them at the bottom of the Home page

What is your prefered method of contact for an encounter/meeting?

Calls only please as I need to  hear your voice. Plus, I rarely read/respond to texts/mails/Pms/Dms on any platform

When not advertising is phone/video/skype/sexting still available?

Absolutely, I'm always available on my UK whatsApps.  As I refrain from reading texts, be sure to text the following to catch my attention;

"Ready for filthy phone chat/whatsapp video/skype " Whichever is applicable

Be advised that using this method to entice me into free chat will result in your number being blocked!

I want a skype show and I have added you to skype but you are not replying, why?

Attempting to reach me on skype is futile - I don't read messages. See above

Do you have a polite phone manner and what is your screening process?

It depends on you! Calling to enquire about content covered will result in a hangup! As my safety is paramount, I require 2 recently references (provider's names)

Are you the lady in the pictures?

Yes and my pictures are updated regularly in my Fan page

Are you independent and where can I find your reviews?

100% independent/accurate profile. Read my reviews on either  AdultWork  or

What do you supply during an meeting?

I supply soft drinks & toiletries. When possible, please bring your own towel  

Are long appointments available?

To regular clients only. Be advised that dinner dates must include at least 2 hrs dinner, otherwise booking will be calculated on an hourly rate

Do you travel and are these expenses included in the rate?

Only to regular clients and on receipt of a  50% non refundable deposit. Excl travel

Are outcalls more costly than incalls?

Outcalls will not be considered for less than £100 extra p/h and to hotels only upon succesful room verification. Excl travel

What can I expect and what do you expect from an encounter?

You can expect to be greeted by a lady who will do her best to satisfy you. I expect someone who expresses their fantasies and communicates wishes clearly rather than remaining silently frustrated. Dialogue is vital otherwise we will both be dissapointed 

What is your ideal client for a meeting?

Hygienic professionals who are nationals of the touring country and 25 years +

What do you least like about this work?

I'm friendly. This often leads to taking  my kindness for weakness which may create unrealistic expectations or obsessive behavior. This is not tolerated

Do I need to inform you of anything before our meeting or even prepare?

If you want Watersports on you/anal on me, a few hours notice is required. For watersports on me, drink plenty of water before. For anal on you, prepare appropriately. Freshly shaven skin is essential for rimming  


Do you reserve the right to refuse a certain service?

Unreservedly! Services are hygiene dependable. OWO will be refused if suspecting marks are present around your penis. Anal is at my discretion. Anal play will be refused if you have not prepared appropriately. May I also remind you that a shower on arrival is required regardless of appointment duration or service 

Do you offer duos?

Yes but I'm fussy and I will only consider duos with respected providers

Are the rates negotiable and why do rates differ from location to location?

Rates are non negotiable and subject to change. A Special offer is occasionally displayed. My prices are based on the market location & the services offered therein, therefore it is advisable not to make fluctuation comparisons

How often are you health tested?

Regularly and the last proof of tests are always available

Is a Massage included in the any of the services?

Massage is only offered during a massage only service. See Massage  

Is our meeting confidential and discrete?

I work with the utmost discretion and expect to be treated accordingly

Do you accept bookings in advance and if so how can I make one? 

A 20% non refundable deposit is required to secure bookings made 24h+ in advance

Do you drink, smoke and use drugs?

I don't smoke or take drugs but I do love Sparkling wine. 

Important facts

  • I do not read/reply to texts/mails/Dms/Pms
  • Withheld numbers and landlines will be ignored
  • Screening questions are mandatory in certain locations
  • Mentioning bareback will result in no appointment or termination of
  • Hygiene is of utmost importance - services are hygiene dependable 
  • Owo is refused when skin cannot be pulled back & cleaned thoroughly
  • Inappropriate behaviour will result in termination of session
  • I do not entertain individuals under the influence of drugs/alcohol
  • I do not offer kissing to individuals with grown facial hair incl stubble
  • I am English, legal and have no problem reporting suspicious behaviour  

My likes

  • Sucking Cock. Actually, no, I love it! 
  • Eye contact whilst sucking Cock 
  • Being spanked hard on my butt, but Really, Really Hard!
  • Filthy talk - I have a wickedly naughty & wild imagination 
  • Turning from sweet & innocent to a dirty, wild bitch in 0.1 secs!
  • Deep tissue massage on me 
  • Being spoilt with Prosecco & tips - who doesn't? 

My dislikes

  • Being licked for long or having fingers inside
  • Heaviness on my bits - I'm sensitive
  • Hands on my hair - I find it annoying and unhygienic 
  • Lap Dancing - I have no sense of rhythm. I know my strengths 
  • Bad hygiene - A guaranteed quality killer
  • Bad breath - If I refrain from kissing please don't ask why
  • Boundary pushers - I find it disrespectful, extremely rude and annoying