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Contact details

WhatsApp:      0044 7922621617  - For all virtual bookings



UK mobile:                                   0044 7922621617


IRL mobile:                                    00353 871874099 


Twitter:                                          twitter@Britishkristie


Snapchat:                                    britishkristie


Instagram:                                  britishkristie7


Skype:                                        kristie.mendes1000000


Primary Fan page;                  admireme.vip/BritishKristie/


Secondary Fan page:          onlyfans.com/britishkristie



Virtual Service FAQ

When not advertising are Virtual services such as  phone/video/sexting still available?

Absolutely, I'm always available on my UK whatsApps.  As I refrain from reading texts, be sure to text the following to catch my attention; "Ready for filthy phone chat/whatsapp video"  (whichever applies)

Be advised that using this method to entice me into free chat will result in your number being blocked.

I do not accept phone calls for virtual services


What is your daily schedule for Virtual services?

Video calls                                12.30pm - 8pm 

All other virtual services            10am - 11pm 


Why do you prefer to be contacted via whatsapps for virtual services?

The app is free which allows me to reply to your "booking" text regardless of the country you are in


I have followed your above instructions and text "Ready for phone chat" but you never reply why?

See above


Why do you sometimes change the Virtual service prices?

Due to my availability at a given time and also gaining more insight into the market to name just two.


I bought a custom video. Can I forward it to a friend and can you resell it?

Purchasing a Virtual Service is not a license to reproduce, distribute or duplicate in full or partially without written authorization of the artist.  All material remains the intellectual property of the artist. Copyright infringement is a legal offence and action will be taken

Face to Face meetings FAQ

Where are your tour dates displayed?

You can find them at the bottom of the Home page

What is your prefered method of contact for a face to face meeting?

Calls only - I need to  hear your voice. All other forms of contact will be ignored for face to face meetings


Do you have a polite phone manner and what is your screening process?

It depends on you! Calling to enquire about content covered will result in a hangup! As my safety is paramount, I require 2 recent references - provider's names who are advertising at the time of contact

Are you the lady in the pictures?

Yes and my pictures are updated daily on my Fan page

Are you independent and where can I find your reviews?

100% independent. Read my reviews on either  AdultWork  or

What do you supply during an meeting?

I supply soft drinks & toiletries. When possible, please bring your own towel  


Are long appointments available?

Only to regulars. Note - dinner dates include 2 hrs dinner, otherwise booking will be calculated  hourly


Do you travel and are these expenses included in the rate?

Again to regular clients and on receipt of a  50% non refundable deposit. Excl travel


Are outcalls more costly than incalls?

Yes £100 p/h extra and to hotels only upon successful room verification. Excl travel

What can I expect and what do you expect from an encounter?

You can expect to be greeted by a lady who will do her best to satisfy you. I in return expect someone who expresses their fantasies and communicates wishes clearly rather than remaining silently frustrated. Dialogue is vital otherwise we will both be dissapointed 


What is your ideal client for a meeting and what do you least like about this work?

Hygienic professionals who are nationals of the touring country and 25+ I'm friendly which often leads to taking  my kindness for weakness which may create unrealistic expectations or obsessive behavior. 

Do I need to inform you of anything before our meeting or even prepare?

If you want Watersports a few hours notice is required. For watersports on me, drink plenty of water before. For anal on you, prepare appropriately. Freshly shaven skin is essential for rimming  

 

Do you reserve the right to refuse a certain service?

Unreservedly! Services are hygiene dependable. Owo will be refused if suspecting marks are present around your penis. Anal is at my discretion. Anal play will be refused if you have not prepared appropriately. A shower on arrival is required regardless of appointment duration or service 



Are the rates negotiable and why do rates differ from location to location?

Strictly non negotiable & subject to change. A Special offer is occasionally displayed. Prices are based on the market location & the services offered therein, therefore it is advisable not to make fluctuation comparisons

How often are you health tested?

Regularly and the last proof of tests are always available


Is a Massage included in the any of the services?

Massage is only offered during a massage only service. See Massage  


Is our meeting confidential and discrete?

I work with the utmost discretion and expect to be treated accordingly


Do you accept bookings in advance and if so how can I make one? 

A 20% non refundable deposit is required to secure bookings made 24h+ in advance


Do you drink, smoke and use drugs?

I don't smoke or take drugs but I do love Sparkling wine. 

Important facts for face to face meetings

  • I do not read/reply to texts/mails/Dms/Pms
  • Withheld numbers and landlines will be ignored
  • Screening questions are mandatory in certain locations
  • Mentioning bareback will result in no appointment or termination of
  • Hygiene is of utmost importance - services are hygiene dependable 
  • Owo is refused when skin cannot be pulled back & cleaned thoroughly
  • Inappropriate behaviour will result in termination of session
  • I do not entertain individuals under the influence of drugs/alcohol
  • I do not offer kissing to individuals with grown facial hair incl stubble
  • I am English, legal and have no problem reporting suspicious behaviour  

My likes

  • Sucking Cock. Actually, no, I love it! 
  • Eye contact whilst sucking Cock 
  • Being spanked hard on my butt, but Really, Really Hard!
  • Filthy talk - I have a wickedly naughty & wild imagination 
  • Turning from sweet & innocent to a dirty, wild bitch in 0.1 secs!
  • Deep tissue massage on me 
  • Being spoilt with Prosecco & tips - who doesn't? 

My dislikes

  • Being licked for long or having fingers inside
  • Heaviness on my bits - I'm sensitive
  • Hands on my hair - I find it annoying and unhygienic 
  • Lap Dancing - I have no sense of rhythm. I know my strengths 
  • Bad hygiene - A guaranteed quality killer
  • Bad breath - If I refrain from kissing please don't ask why
  • Boundary pushers - I find it disrespectful, extremely rude and annoying